how to bury & unbury treasure
1. acquire treasure. bits and pieces from the neighbours compost heap works well. hmmmm, I’ll have to come up with another plan now as dad’s out there putting up a fence panel?!?!
2. make sure no one sees where you bury the treasure
3. dig hole and insert treasure
4. cover with lots of dirt
5. add more dirt just to be sure
6. after several minutes of marinading bone in dirt, dig up treasured bone
8. enter house and try to act casual
9. upon realizing mom’s suspicions, attempt to clean self before being taken to the shower!!!